CAREERS I'D PROBABLY HAVE LOVED & BEEN GREAT AT: A LIST

1. typographer
2. industrial designer
3. socialite, fashionista, self-absorbed celebrity
4. poet laureate
   
5. second hand, rare, & interesting bookstore owner/operator
6. web graphic designer
7. computer programmer
8. early morning park sweeper
9. anytime park sweeper
10. construction site laborman
11. nature park ranger
12. film score composer
13. marketing/media director for niche hipster NPO (hint hint Ashtree)
14. ascetic, monk, mute hermit, cave dweller, dervish
15. unexceptional concert pianist
16. librarian
17. film/book review writer
18. critic of anything
19. (therefore: critical theorist (an Adorno people might understand)
20. the old man in a suit and bow tie who comes to the park everyday to stare at everything blue and green and alive and silent
21. successful blogger
22. avid adventure traveler, busstop conversationalist, reciter of prayers and poetry
    
23. connoisseur of: black pens, vanilla icecream, white oxford shirts
24. exhibit coordinator
25. light designer for artifact exhibits (specialty: Grecian urns or early-Gothic sacred sculpture)
26. cultural icon
27. high school english teacher
28. drug addict
29. amateur philosophizer, aestheticist, general bohemian
30. turn-of-the-century revolutionary
31. professional generation-Y confusite despondent wayfarer
32. ipod wearing graveyard shift data entry prole
33. eccentric public transport enthusiast
34. classical concert program/CD booklet introductory notes researcher/writer
35. unsuccessful sardonic antimotivational speaker