practical law 101

tod seelie, slowdancing to slayer

LESSON 1:
appropriate style for texting present/hoped-for/future girlfriend an invitation to a dinner/movie date in haughty, bombastic, grandiloquent legalese - a must-have skill for all pimps, playaz and mack-daddies.


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NOTICE OF INTENT

___Hereby, adequate notice taken as provided,
___constituted herewith in (this) present
___txt message of forthcoming proposal to:

______(1) partake in slaughter of animals; and,
______(2) viewing of Up in the Air, scheduled 20:50,
_________location taken as per usual and
_________consistent course of association; and,
______(3) copious smooching

___Be it known:
___contemporary statements of the Law of Contract
___continue to approve 'postal rule' applicable and
___analogous to txt message technology,
___all liability for potential or possible claims or actions
___either on the basis of
___breach of fiduciary duty (pursuant BF/GF relationship; or,
___negligent course of dealing in failing to provide reasonable notice; or,
___renege of contractual agreement; or,
___all other possibilities,
___hereby held not accountable to offeror of this
___NOTICE OF INTENT FOR PROPOSAL FORTHCOMING,
___agent or partner thereof, ostensible or express.

Bests and bests,
H.D. Monster (Esq)